Posted by eatmorecollards on July 10, 2008 at 6:30 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Why did he spit it out, were the boogers not appetizing?

Posted by ColdBeer on July 10, 2008 at 6:54 a.m. (Suggest removal)

That's what happens when you stick your nose in other people's business...

Posted by jeff61 on July 10, 2008 at 7:37 a.m. (Suggest removal)

The man lost that fight by a nose.

Posted by Tammie on July 10, 2008 at 7:40 a.m. (Suggest removal)

The three of you are awful already. Lol

Channel 2 said that the Eastwood guy "bit off the man's nose", not a piece of his nose like the article said. So which is it? Eastwood would be the dude you'd allow to cut the line at a buffet, you mess around and he gnaws your damn ankle off!

Posted by lou9 on July 10, 2008 at 7:42 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Gives a whole new meaning to "Got your nose".

Posted by berthelot on July 10, 2008 at 7:46 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Now he "nose" not to mess with that guy.

Posted by ColdBeer on July 10, 2008 at 7:53 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Taste like chicken...

Posted by charlene68 on July 10, 2008 at 7:59 a.m. (Suggest removal)

hmmmmm... He must have ate bugers and all..... Stupid jerk...

Posted by 8theistic on July 10, 2008 at 8:12 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Classy James Islanders. And we wonder why Charleston won't let us incorporate. Would this have happened in Mt. PP?

Posted by Weeeee on July 10, 2008 at 8:21 a.m. (Suggest removal)

I guess you could say now that dude has a good nose for these types of situations.

Posted by drp7773 on July 10, 2008 at 8:25 a.m. (Suggest removal)

MMMMMM I guess Burger King has to add hold the nose along with hold the pickles hold the lettuce :)

Posted by ColdBeer on July 10, 2008 at 8:32 a.m. (Suggest removal)

"Would you like to super-size that nose sir?"

Posted by ironhorse on July 10, 2008 at 8:41 a.m. (Suggest removal)

I bet his roommate at County lock-up has him facing the opposite direction......

Posted by grannyofsix on July 10, 2008 at 8:42 a.m. (Suggest removal)

You guys have got us here in tears. stop it, or take it on the road ROFLMAO!!!!

Posted by ColdBeer on July 10, 2008 at 8:46 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Hold the pickles
Hold the lettuce
Adding noses
Won't upset us
All we ask is
That you let us
Serve it your way!
Have it yooooour way
At Burger King!
Have it yooooour way
At Burger King!

Posted by Siri on July 10, 2008 at 8:52 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Damn I couldn't have planned a better day off!
FUNNY

FUNNY

FUNNY

Posted by Lovely_One on July 10, 2008 at 8:52 a.m. (Suggest removal)

I hear Eastwood recently graduated from Mike Tyson's School of Brawling with honors!

Posted by ironhorse on July 10, 2008 at 9 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Yup! And Hannibal Lector was his teacher.

Posted by Tammie on July 10, 2008 at 9:33 a.m. (Suggest removal)

CB, please stop!!! Lmao You all are so wrong!!

"I bet his roommate at County lock-up has him facing the opposite direction......"

Lmao!!

Posted by jeff61 on July 10, 2008 at 9:42 a.m. (Suggest removal)

I guess this Eastwood guy told the other one, "Go ahead punk, Make my day"

Posted by berthelot on July 10, 2008 at 9:58 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Guess he'll have to visit the plastic surgeon and pick a new nose.

Posted by Tammie on July 10, 2008 at 10:01 a.m. (Suggest removal)

I'm just confused, was it his whole nose that got bitten off or a piece of it???

Posted by Lovely_One on July 10, 2008 at 10:11 a.m. (Suggest removal)

"Nobody 'nose' the trouble I've seen. Nobody 'nose" my sorrows!"

Posted by Marianne0558 on July 10, 2008 at 10:20 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Does it really matter if it was the whole nose or just a piece? Damn, someone bites off part of my nose and I'd be pissed off and confused....

I assume that he bit off to where the bone is, unless he has super-sized chompers that easily bite off bone...

Anywho... what a freak.

He hit the man's car and then bit off his nose? Dude was seriously having a bad day...

Don't mess with the rednecks, especially "war" crazy rednecks.

Posted by Tammie on July 10, 2008 at 10:23 a.m. (Suggest removal)

I was just asking Marianne because the news reported one thing and the P&C reported another.

Posted by ColdBeer on July 10, 2008 at 10:26 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Just a piece of the nose Tammie... from the tip to the high booger line.

It was an open and shut case as the attacker still had a couple of nose hairs stuck in his teeth....

Posted by Tammie on July 10, 2008 at 10:34 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Eww. What kind of freakin "war" was this dude in?

Wonder if this dude was on something or off his meds? Cocaine is a helluva drug.

Posted by jeff61 on July 10, 2008 at 10:41 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Posted by Marianne0558 on July 10, 2008 at 10:20 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Don't mess with the rednecks, especially "war" crazy rednecks.

The other guy should be gratful that Nose Bitter didn't think he looked like a hog or had a pretty mouth.

Posted by Girleygirl on July 10, 2008 at 10:42 a.m. (Suggest removal)

HE was an extra from that movie "28 Weeks Later" and took his character to heart. He Nose his stuff...

Well the good news is that Sweet Thang can find a man that she is compatible with. He bites off noses and she will smear the blood on the walls. A match made in Heaven!

Posted by jeff61 on July 10, 2008 at 10:47 a.m. (Suggest removal)

The other guy should be glad Nose Bitter did not see the movie Reservoir Dogs.

Posted by Girleygirl on July 10, 2008 at 10:42 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Well the good news is that Sweet Thang can find a man that she is compatible with. He bites off noses and she will smear the blood on the walls. A match made in Heaven!

Actually I was thinking StephineMorsie would be more up his alley.

Posted by grannyofsix on July 10, 2008 at 10:50 a.m. (Suggest removal)

If someone bit part of my nose off, it would be an improvement, I have one of those noses they call a Greek honker like the girl in my "big fat Greek wedding.” yes I am part Greek and part Irish

Posted by MindBath on July 10, 2008 at 10:51 a.m. (Suggest removal)

War?

This guy obviously has some problems... but let us not look down our noses at him.

Posted by Marianne0558 on July 10, 2008 at 10:57 a.m. (Suggest removal)

"That shur is a dang mighty fine lookin nose u got ther"

Maybe his girlfriend couldn't afford to buy a new one?

Posted by Tammie on July 10, 2008 at 11:07 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Eastwood just might be Sweet Thing's man...

Posted by Girleygirl on July 10, 2008 at 11:07 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Naw Jeff- Stephanie would have put him down. She don't play!

Posted by abr29483 on July 10, 2008 at 11:30 a.m. (Suggest removal)

You people need to get a life! What if you were the guy who was injured. I came on here looking for an intellectual discussion regarding this incident. Instead I see a bunch of immature people who have nothing better to do with their time.

Grow up!

Posted by Marianne0558 on July 10, 2008 at 11:33 a.m. (Suggest removal)

abr, if you are looking for intellectual conversation, you have certainly come to the wrong place. The P&C does not offer anything of the such.

Posted by ColdBeer on July 10, 2008 at 11:51 a.m. (Suggest removal)

abr29483, a man at a drive through window at a Burger King rear ended the guy in front of him and then got in to a fight with him and then bit off his nose, all because he was "fighting a war". Just what was it about this story that you wanted to discuss on an intellectual level???

Would you also like to have an intellectual discussion about last night's episode of Reno 911?

Better things to do with my time? How many chances in life do you get to take the Burger King jingle and apply it to a guy getting his nose bit off? Not many! I think I my time was well spent :)

The guy that was injured is not reading this stuff... he nose better :)

FYI, I am not immature. My humor is, but I am not :)

Posted by Girleygirl on July 10, 2008 at 11:58 a.m. (Suggest removal)

What type of intellectual conversation do you expect to get when the subject is about two grown ass men fighting at a Burger King drive thru?

Go ahead and post your intellect OPINION. It's your post someone may or may not respond.

Posted by Tammie on July 10, 2008 at 12:03 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Lmao @ every post after abr29483! Dude, if you want intelligent posting, go to a CNN blog or something, this is the P&C. I hate it when people get on here and tell other posters to get a life, you took time out to type that mess but WE need to get a life?

Get a hot towel and some lotion, might make you feel better. Kthanksforplayingbai!

Posted by abr29483 on July 10, 2008 at 12:04 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Cold Beer is it? Do what you will with your time. I'm sure you and your buddies are getting a kick out of this one. While my friend (yes my personal friend) is sitting at home with NO NOSE. Bitten off by a certifiable nut job.

I thought you all would be discussing how this guy should be evaluated before he is released from jail or maybe offer your sympathies to this young man and this tragic accident.

I was wrong!

Posted by Tammie on July 10, 2008 at 12:14 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Abr, it's very unfortunate what happened to your friend. It's jacked up that he had to encounter this nutjob while he was just trying to get a meal. No one is intentionally making fun of your friend, it's the idiot he encountered. I honestly hope he makes a speedy recovery and that Eastwood guy gets a one way trip to 67 President Street.

Posted by jeff61 on July 10, 2008 at 1:12 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Posted by abr29483 on July 10, 2008 at 12:04 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Cold Beer is it? Do what you will with your time. I'm sure you and your buddies are getting a kick out of this one. While my friend (yes my personal friend) is sitting at home with NO NOSE.

Ok so he won't be pulling Santa's sleigh this year. Not the end of the world.

Maybe if both of them did not get their nose out of joint this could have been avoided.

I guess we just don’t nose no better not to make jokes about this.

Posted by Marianne0558 on July 10, 2008 at 1:16 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Hey maybe now this guy can get a job impersonating Michael Jackson...

Sorry, HAD to!

Posted by jeff61 on July 10, 2008 at 1:26 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Posted by Tammie on July 10, 2008 at 12:14 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Abr, it's very unfortunate what happened to your friend. It's jacked up that he had to encounter this nutjob while he was just trying to get a meal. No one is intentionally making fun of your friend, it's the idiot he encountered. I honestly hope he makes a speedy recovery and that Eastwood guy gets a one way trip to 67 President Street.

The guy is lucky he did not get in to a tangle with Jesse Jackson. Jesse would have cut his nuttss off.

Posted by drp7773 on July 10, 2008 at 1:29 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Jeff,, lolol

Posted by drp7773 on July 10, 2008 at 1:32 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Wow now he can apply for a reporter job at the P&C since he doesn't have a nose for news , he will fit right in :)

Posted by lou9 on July 10, 2008 at 1:41 p.m. (Suggest removal)

I guess the guy who got his nose bit off won't ever be accused of being a brown noser.

Posted by grannyofsix on July 10, 2008 at 1:43 p.m. (Suggest removal)

You all still at it. I thought you would NOSE better. EWW that’s was bad. Going in the corner, hanging head in shame

Posted by Lovely_One on July 10, 2008 at 1:45 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Yes, granny, put your nose right in the corner. Or else we will call Mr. Eastwood, it's time for lunch!

Posted by Tammie on July 10, 2008 at 1:53 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Lmao @ Jeff...missing harbles and nose. That'd be tragic.

Wacko Jacko's nose is going to fall off one day while he's eating some vanilla ice cream. And he wont be able to find it. We all nose this.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Posted by grannyofsix on July 10, 2008 at 2 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Speaking of a nose, mine is so big when the sun hits it it shades the rest of my face

Posted by jeff61 on July 10, 2008 at 2:13 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Granny, you keep you nose out of this.

This is about the friend of abr29483 who is sitting at home with no nose.

Posted by ColdBeer on July 10, 2008 at 2:23 p.m. (Suggest removal)

The sympathetic side of me wants to mail him the nose from my old Mr. Potato Head...

Yea, that comment stinks, but he can't tell :)

Posted by Tammie on July 10, 2008 at 2:24 p.m. (Suggest removal)

ColdBeer, you owe me a dollar for my lemonade that I just spit out!

Posted by grannyofsix on July 10, 2008 at 2:25 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Well, I will gladly donate part of mine if he needs it. Lord nose I can spare it

Posted by Marianne0558 on July 10, 2008 at 2:26 p.m. (Suggest removal)

I have like 10 potato head noses... he can have a variety pack from me...
Those things come with like 3 potatoes now and like millions of parts...

Posted by jeff61 on July 10, 2008 at 2:37 p.m. (Suggest removal)

I say send him a red clown nose and all will be well. One that honks no less.

Posted by ColdBeer on July 10, 2008 at 2:48 p.m. (Suggest removal)

abr29483, FYI... no one was picking on your friend. Everyone was making fun of the crazy guy... until you stuck your nose in to the conversation with your greater than thou post...

Any "intellectual conversation" about this article would have consisted of 1) The crazy dude needs to be locked up, 2) Hope the other guy recovers and 3) That would suck to be attacked that way...

Beyond that, there isn't much to say. You'd have had a one post "intellectual conversation". You have to admit though... that the story lends itself nicely to humorous remarks.

Hopefully your friend will be able to fully recover from this and look back and laugh at it... without blowing snot down his upper lip...

Posted by dingo on July 10, 2008 at 3:09 p.m. (Suggest removal)

It is a plain as the nose on your face that the guy who did this should be locked up.. and that everyone hopes that the victim recovers quickly..

Posted by Lovely_One on July 10, 2008 at 3:22 p.m. (Suggest removal)

dingo,

It's as plain as the nose in Mr. Eastwood's mouth!

Posted by Lovely_One on July 10, 2008 at 3:25 p.m. (Suggest removal)

ColdBeer, corner NOW!

Posted by sj301 on July 10, 2008 at 3:28 p.m. (Suggest removal)

To abr29483, so sorry about your friend. Hopefully the doctors can make the necessary repairs with minor scarring. As for the CRAZY guy who did this...what could he have been thinking? Gives new meaning to the phrase "road rage", for sure. Think I'll stick to Taco Bell for late nights snacks. And to the rest of the posters...y'all took all the good lines!

Posted by dingo on July 10, 2008 at 3:37 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Lovely_One... you are correct. You know, when I first started reading these posts this morning, I was just being nosey.. you people ain't right :-)

Posted by Girleygirl on July 10, 2008 at 3:45 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Coldbeer

THAT WAS TOO FUNNY! Mr. Potatoe Head....my stomach hurt..lol

Mr. Eastwood really took the good, bad, and ugly character to life.

MAKE MY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by grannyofsix on July 10, 2008 at 3:58 p.m. (Suggest removal)

.. In 30 minutes, I go home. When I get there, I am going to print this out. You all have my sides hurting so badly right now LOL! When I need a good laugh, I will reread this.

Posted by Siri on July 10, 2008 at 4:04 p.m. (Suggest removal)

He seen smoking tires and then the guy hit his car.

Isn't that the same as that hardee's commercial or is it BK commercial?

I never would have gotten out of my car!!

coldbeer was funny but tammie's reply about the lemonaid made me choke on my diet pepsi.

I should nose better than to drink and read when ya'll are on a role.

Posted by drp7773 on July 10, 2008 at 4:18 p.m. (Suggest removal)

I've heard of an eye for an eye, but a nose for a whopper, mmmmmmm ah cha cha cha

Posted by grannyofsix on July 10, 2008 at 4:25 p.m. (Suggest removal)

drp7773 is either telling age or seen a lot of classic tv

Posted by coolfreaknbeans on July 10, 2008 at 5:20 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Maybe Gary Eastwood is really "the king".Maybe he is in a war against McDonalds.I always thought that BK bastard was creepy.Oh well...who nose if we'll ever find out.

Posted by SCPDBLUE on July 10, 2008 at 6:35 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Welcome to Burger King may I help you.. Yes all Have a Whopper combo NOoo on second thought, I think I'll have a nose instead,its alittle tuff but chewy.:)

Posted by walleyedwoman1215 on July 10, 2008 at 9:15 p.m. (Suggest removal)

What if it had been a woman driving the vehicle that was hit? He might have killed her. (Not that most women would've jumped out spoiling for a fight, but I can picture him dragging her through the window.) This guy either has serious PTSD, roid rage or meth madness. Something in the milk ain't clean. To the victim, I hope you are able to heal soon!

Posted by droopycopper on July 11, 2008 at 11:38 a.m. (Suggest removal)

We should all be concerned that a crazy man like this was even on the streets. Sounds like something straight from a horror movie! My heart goes out to the victim who was at the wrong place at the wrong time...a victim whose life is forever changed. One who will need many surgeries, I'm sure. As for the jokes, it would suck if it happened to someone in your family...or you. This crazy man HAD to be on some major drugs!

Posted by rollo on July 11, 2008 at 10:28 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Stories like this make me think Mr.s Smith and Wesson need to be at my side at the least sign of trouble. If I'm going to spend hours (and thousands of dollars) in surgery and weeks in recuperation, losing all that time from work, I might come out better spending hours in jail, thousands on bail, and working until my Grand Jury arraignment.

Posted by emck101 on July 13, 2008 at 12:40 a.m. (Suggest removal)

wasnt that part of a Burger King commercial

Posted by matt_schlo on July 13, 2008 at 5:58 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Wow - see what happens when you constantly have war happening in a country? The unintelligent and/or uncultured people bite each others' noses off in a fast-food drive thru because they are in a "war."
I'm sure this is a guy who favors the death penalty, so I say deliver poetic justice.